Office Max!

Monday was here and I arrived to work in my new outfit. Because I had no energy, I took the elevator, which is sort of unusual for me. As the elevator opened I stepped out to what I could only describe as a human fly paper trap. Workers were apparently laying new flooring and had spread adhesive all on the floor and left for it to cure without roping off the area. My new shoes and I were stuck to the floor. I finally pulled myself free and proceeded to collect every thing from the elevator to my cubicle. The stray paper clip and the confetti from the shredder, to name a few.