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Lots of funny office supplies, including the Franz Kafka pen:

Most of us, when we think of Franz Kafka, the words “impulse buyer” come to mind. Well, we might also think of a quasi-cubicle drone so traumatised by his office environment he tweaks himself into a beetle and locks himself in his childhood bedroom whilst making high-pitched insect noises. This exquisite writing device would make either the doomed protagonist of that office ur-text, The Metamorphosis, or its author put a smile on his face. I’d go so far as to bet that if Kafka was on the Net job-blogging his way through a dead-end advertising gig right now, he’d buy, like, ten of these gaudy, eponymously named $725 Mont Blanc inkers and then blow off some afternoon cold calls to get a manicure and a Jamba Juice.

I don't think this one is available at Office Max.

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